You know how I know my friend Josh is gay?
1. He buys Cosmo, Marie Claire, Self, Shape and Real Simple.
2. He likes it when drunk, old men touch his Buddha and grab his ass.
3. He carries a piece of floral luggage.

Before Josh came to Korea, I emailed him and asked if he’d pick up some magazines for me since they are so expensive here. He told me that when he went to Wal-Mart to buy them that the cashier gave him a funny look. Haha. I would have liked to see that!

There is no explanation for number two, he actually liked it.

Josh travels lightly, he only brought one checked bag on this trip. I had the idea to send him home with a bag of our stuff since we have tons to take home in September. He agreed. I asked him which would be better, a huge duffel bag type bag or a large suitcase. He told me it didn’t matter, so I gave him the suitcase, thinking it’d be easier. After I finished packing the suitcase, he made a comment about sending him home with a flowery suitcase. Haha! I honestly didn’t even think about it. That’s what got the gay jokes started.

I suppose I should have written a post about how Josh is such a great friend and how he does embarrassing things for me, but this was more fun!

*Must be extra nice to Josh, must be extra nice to Josh*

(Has everyone seen “The 40 Year Old Virgin”? This post was sorta inspired by that movie…)